Come on down to Cleveland town everyone
Under construction since 1868
See our river that catches on fire
It's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS
See the sun almost three times a year
this guy has at least two DUIs
Flats looks like a Scooby Doo ghost town
Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die
Our economy's based on Lebron James
Buy a house for the price of a VCR
Our main export is crippling depression
We're so retarded that we think this is art
It could be worse but at least we're not Detroit!
We're not Detroit!
-This actually happened.
If you go to Cleveland, you have to go to the Jake (Jacob's Field), the Q (used to be Gund Arena,) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Hard Rock at least once. There's also something called the Warehouse District, West Side Market, Tower City, and other stuff if you're feeling adventurous.
Sorry if this sucked, I just thought Cleveland needed a detailed definition.
"LeBron James lived Akron before the Cleveland Cavaliers snatched him up."
"What it do, C-Town?"
"If you are a woman in Cleveland, bring pepper spray, because many get raped here. Other then that it's pretty nice."
We're poor as fuck
We got lots of sports teams most of witch suck but Cavs are comin' up and we're all waitin fo r a Indians season
Our lake, Eire, has cought on fire not once but three times
It snows on easter and not christmas
You got more drugs in our suburbs then in Colmubus
Rock started here and since then its been dry here
I'm from Cleveland AND I'M DAMN PROUD
are st.clair, harvard, miles, cedar,coit, kinsman, slavic village, denison, detroit, belair, supperior, wade park, and some others.famous people from cleveland are the bone thugs n harmony, al fatz/fat al, chip tha ripper,halle berry, steve harvey, ted ginn, troy smith, avant, drew carey, ray cash, terrance howard, gerald levert, and some others.our sports teams in cleveland are the cavs, the browns, and the indians.overall cleveland is a real fun place 2 live as long as you mind your buisness