when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe
"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"

"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"
by la nobleza March 27, 2019
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Where on a night out, one of your mate is about ten times as wasted as everyone else and ends up starting on someone / being started one, being a dick, acting like a douche, sleazing on birds, gurning and is a total embarrassment to be seen with...
Mulvaney was absolutely wankered and got The Clean Sweep for the third week running...
by Michaelsweep October 7, 2008
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The action of using one wipe after producing a large BM, without any residue left on single use toilet tissue...environmentally and financially friendly.
"Dude, hey no skid marks after taking that clean sweep!"
by PFC Collins April 3, 2017
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to lick from the top of the ass crack to the other end of the pussy
by RJ Lemieux January 18, 2006
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When an individual passes a bowel movement and has no need to wipe because of the toilet paper he or she has been eating.
Mary: "Damnit Todd, that toilet paper is fucking expensive! Stop eating it!"
Todd: "I thought you would like that I am an advocate for the clean sweep. Want some salad?"
by CATFOOODS January 18, 2012
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When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.
Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
by Last Hurrah Club February 12, 2023
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