Claysident 

The President you have when you don't have a President.

Particularly applicable to a certain elderly resident of the White House who trips up on plane stairs, can't find his way off stages and enjoys sniffing young girls' hair.

Origin - The non-alcoholic drink "Claytons", sold in Australia and New Zealand in the 1970s - see the Wikipedia entry about it.

The marketing tagline was "the drink you have when you're not having a drink".

"Man, that guy in the White House is a real Claysident."

Claysident by **##**$$**&&** August 20, 2023

CAPsident 

A CAPsident occurs when you are typing on a keyboard (usually when you are just getting used to a new one) and you unintentionally hit the Caps Lock key.

Person #1: Kat Von D is a babe...

Person #2: yeah, I would toTALLY TAP THAT

Person #2: Oooops! CAPsident!

CAPsident by Fishnets&G-stings March 4, 2010

Crapsident 

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.

When I coughed, I had a crapsident.

Crapsident by Kem mic February 20, 2018

Capsident 

Where a person accidentally speaks using capital letters online or in any other form of text messaging

Kalu: wagwaan
Me: NOTHING MUCH SON
ME: ah shit capsident

Capsident by LegacyDubz September 20, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004