A Lance Corpral in the United States Marine Corp. He has lived such a bad ass life that no story can ever compair to his.
He has been charged by still living deer shot through the heart, carried down a mountian on its antlers only to slice its throght meer feet from his truck. Had a RBI of .600 and a average of 60 homeruns with a pitching speed of 85mph durring his high school career. His great genetics come from his father who once challenged a cop to a duel. The cop unloaded a full clip at his father with no hit. Then Claymore Cliff's father shot off the cops hat. His father also cut a den of babie spider out from under his skin that had hatched there. WARNING: DO NOT FUCK WITH CLIFF OR HIS FAMILY
He has been charged by still living deer shot through the heart, carried down a mountian on its antlers only to slice its throght meer feet from his truck. Had a RBI of .600 and a average of 60 homeruns with a pitching speed of 85mph durring his high school career. His great genetics come from his father who once challenged a cop to a duel. The cop unloaded a full clip at his father with no hit. Then Claymore Cliff's father shot off the cops hat. His father also cut a den of babie spider out from under his skin that had hatched there. WARNING: DO NOT FUCK WITH CLIFF OR HIS FAMILY
"Claymore Cliff once caught a RPG with his bare hands."
"Cliff Dog benches two humvees, the gym just isen't big enough for him.
"Cliff Dog benches two humvees, the gym just isen't big enough for him.
by Retard(1-4) August 30, 2008
dude i totally fuckin 1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot doubled someone on the 360 last night
by a;alkwfnopaewfnpafnpn February 13, 2018
by alskdjflaksjfd April 26, 2012
The act of which two fat guys painted gold with red wangs tackle you when you walk through a door and dick slap you until they get they are pleasured.
gold Claymored
by Papi Grande May 29, 2011
When you pull back someone's underwear, poo in them and release the underwear; snapping it back into place.
"Ash has annoyedme off today, I'm going to do a Vietnamise Claymore when he isn't looking"
by vietnamweaponsexpert December 20, 2019
by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020
Its a verb, its what you douche. It means playing with clay, not plastics. I'm not talking about silly putty.
by Jayeeed February 5, 2023