The type of person who drinks boxed wine all the time, especially straight into the mouth from the box....because wine's fucking classy.
by SaiyanPrincess December 22, 2011
For a college/university chick to get very intoxicated. Most likely blackout, or at least have excessive amounts of memory loss. Requires excessive pre-drinking to whichever event is to be attended, and then countless pitchers of beer, boxes of wine, or shots at said event. A good benchmark for determining whether you got Classy as Fuck the night, if you are still classy in the morning, your night was a success. When a Classy Lady takes a younger lady under her wing as a prodigy, this lady will be designated as a C.L.I.T. meaning Classy Lady In Training.
Things that define whether you got Classy as Fuck are: not giving a fuck about anything, dancing on tables/stages/anywhere, team bathroom breaks, shots in hot tubs, keg stands, funnels, etc.
Things that are NOT classy: throwing up (if you remember doing it), kissing really ugly dudes, screaming, crying, being annoying, fighting, etc.
NOTE: Classy Ladies always wear pearls when it is predetermined that they are getting Classy as Fuck; if they accidentally get Classy, its alright if they aren't wearing pearls.
Things that define whether you got Classy as Fuck are: not giving a fuck about anything, dancing on tables/stages/anywhere, team bathroom breaks, shots in hot tubs, keg stands, funnels, etc.
Things that are NOT classy: throwing up (if you remember doing it), kissing really ugly dudes, screaming, crying, being annoying, fighting, etc.
NOTE: Classy Ladies always wear pearls when it is predetermined that they are getting Classy as Fuck; if they accidentally get Classy, its alright if they aren't wearing pearls.
Sarah: Hey, wanna rage tonight?
Megan: Fuck yah! Are we getting Classy?
Sarah: Classy as fuck!!!
Megan: That's what I like to hear! Are you bringing your C.L.I.T?
Sarah: Obviously, she needs to learn the ways!
Megan: Sick, I'll bring mine too, and we'll show 'em how its done!
Megan: Fuck yah! Are we getting Classy?
Sarah: Classy as fuck!!!
Megan: That's what I like to hear! Are you bringing your C.L.I.T?
Sarah: Obviously, she needs to learn the ways!
Megan: Sick, I'll bring mine too, and we'll show 'em how its done!
by Classy Lady V. 1.0 September 27, 2010
classy as fuck is a phrase to be used sarcastically to make fun of others who think they are classy, and refer to themselves as classy indviduals. getting shitfaced is a non-classy action, just because you are getting hammered off of your mothers wine, does not make you classy. One glass of wine at dinner, is somewhat classy.
I'm classy as fuck and im wasted off of this 5 liter boxed wine.
she was looking classy as fuck wearing that great shirt she got on sale from the charlotte russe shiny rack.
she was looking classy as fuck wearing that great shirt she got on sale from the charlotte russe shiny rack.
by Rita Pita Pumpkin Eata April 27, 2007
An ironic saying to be used in situations when you do something very un-sophisticated or classy. Mainly used by women.
When you’re dressed in your finery with a alcoholic beverage in one hand, when you trip landing with your skirt over your head yet not a drop of your drink spilt. It is times like this as they contemplate the situation they are in and says out loud or in ones head....
I’m classy as fuck, I'm classy as fuck
I’m classy as fuck, I'm classy as fuck
by Laura432 November 9, 2006
The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.
Guy 1: Dude, I tried pulling a classy as fuck on this hoe with over 3,000 Facebook friends
Guy 2: How’d that turn out?
Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
Guy 2: How’d that turn out?
Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
by jomama217 September 28, 2011
I want a classy fuck.
by bathroom bitches December 26, 2014
Most commonly seen in fanfiction this is an action used to deter bullies and haters in which a commenter will express support for a content creator or poster while at the same time acknowledging the bully/hater without giving them satisfaction. This is usually done by expressing your support in the reply section for the bully/haters' comment or very shortly apologizing for their actions.
by kittens_have_mittens October 17, 2021