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1. A delicious beverage consisting of tomato juice blended with dried clam broth. Often mixed with vodka or gin as an alternative "bloody mary."
2. A diminutive Burghal Gnome Assassin with highly photosensitive eyes and a talent for immitation.
"Get me a Clamato Cocktail! Clamato just disemboweled my best friend and I could really use a drink!"
by A Faithful Clamato Fan September 07, 2004
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"fucking clamato'

"that clamato with the spikey hair robbed me"
by 4 Points October 17, 2009
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1. n. - a bad tasting tomato/clam juice mixture, mostly mixed with beer or used to make a bloody mary.

2. n. - another name for a vagina when a female is "On The Rag".
1.> The man asked the bartender for a clamato and beer.

2.> Guy 1 - Hey! Did you hook up with that chick you met last night?
Guy 2 - No man! She had a clamato!
by Jack Tofft March 31, 2009
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the sex act in which you make a girl squirt when shes on her period.
i was going in deep and then BAM! it hit me. all over my face. CLAMATO!
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A clam-juice beverage that was popular in the '90s.
Would you like a glass of Clamato?
by Indreams April 10, 2004
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snatch so good that it makes you dizzy.
Damn, that girl's got a whack clamato.
by Clammy MacDougal May 14, 2003
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Man, I'm fuckin' sloshed off this clamato!
by Clammy MacDougal May 14, 2003
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