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coon-perro 

The Mexican version of Coondawg...the Coonperro displays similar traits of his American counterpart. Tequilla may or may not have an effect on Coon-perro but he hopes it has an effect on the younger senoritas that vacation in Mexico.

Coon-perro suffers from both a midlife crisis and a sexual confusion when confronted with ANYONE in a bathing suit. Posting pictures of himself in hot tubs with young tourists on Facebook furthers the concern. Its an embarassing situation at best. Only to be deflected by insane rants and random facts about Henry Paulson. Fear the educated man.
Monica: "Awwwwwk-ward!!!! Shout out to the guy who tried to pick up me and my father at the pool today #awkward #gay #waterpolo #coon-perro #doglips #headoutthewindow #midlife crisis

Andy: "Check me out with chicks...im not gay" #b.s. #lying #gay #snoopy #tight waterpolo swim trunks #rainbow #harlem #Henry Paulson #midlife crisis #im cool really i am.
coon-perro by waterpoloisgay July 26, 2013
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chubby coon 

A simple insult to say to anyone who needs it.

MUST be said in a SCOTTISH ACCENT
Go the fuck off ya chubby coon *Strong Scottish Accent*
chubby coon by NotAPedo.Maybe. March 8, 2020

Afro Coon 

1.another name for black people similar to coon
2.name for one bad ass dog
today me and Afro Coon went goose hunting.
Afro Coon by newgirl530 September 22, 2011

Coon/cooning 

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.
Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020

Camel coon 

1. A camel coon has a small pp. This (often Arabic) dude thinks he is the shit. But you know... He is simply shit, trash. Utter rubbish. This man will slap a camels ass and try to eat it. Like the camel will not assrape him with a strapon for his attempts
2. Camel cooning. Slapping your homies ass with your balls.
1. Stephan stop being such a camel coon, ease up on the camels ass and get a girlfriend.
2. Joel, stop camel cooning on Kyan.
Camel coon by Zromelussy dealership December 26, 2021

Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.