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1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie
Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.
by Kuk March 27, 2008
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1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie
Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying
by Kuk March 27, 2008
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1)a muffin made entirely of unidentified CHUNK (usually chunks of baking powder or non-muffin-textured lumps)usually very digusting

2)a person who is chunky and loveable at the same time - like ME!
1)i nearly threw up on saturday because my 9-year-old sister baked us all chunkmuffins - they were disgusting

2)hey you random chicks! keep your hands off Logan - he's MY chunkmuffin!
by logan hopkins August 24, 2005
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A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf
Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.
by 2cheesy December 26, 2009
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