Where a kid can be a kid... DUHH or in some cases Where a kid can be a star. And can eat greasy pizza.
Dad: Where is a good place to get rid of the kids?
Mom: At Chuck E Cheese's
Kid: WHERE A KID CAN BE A KIDD.. WOOT :D
Pizzeria frequented by young children and pedophiles.
Timmy is five and likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese. George is thirty-five and likes to eat there too.
Atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic "band", and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. Formerly known as Showbiz Pizza,established by Nolan Bushnell, the dude who started Atari.
Let's go to Chuck E. Cheese's and score a few thousand tickets on the skeeball machine and get a 15 year old black & white TV.
A place where I can get some pizza and get molested at the same time
At chuck e. cheese you eat cruddy pizza while a guy in a mouse suit fondles your dick
A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.
Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.
2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza
and Lexy Luton
AND Lea Sanchez
Chuck E. Cheese is the scariest mouse in the fucking world!
A loud place with strange children runnning amuck and a creepy guy in a mouse suit.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.
Why not go to Chuck E Cheese?
1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.
2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."
3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.
I'm not taking my son to Chuck E. Cheese because they will shit in the ball pit.
Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son
The worst place on Earth!! The pizza is cruddy and it tastes like cardboard with tomato sauce. While you are being pushed into germ filled tunnels by slimy children, you are being beat up by a teenager in a mouse suit. When you spent your whole night trying to find someone to fix the out of order arcade games all you recieve is a crummy little piece of plastic. By the time you get out of that place you are practically dead!! If you are going to Chuck E. Cheese make sure you bring a bucket of hand sanitizer and an oxygen mask!!!
Random Dude: Sup Man? Wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese with me tonite?
Me: No way!! I actually have a life and I don't want to be suffocating in germy tunnels while being trampled by 3 year olds!!
Random Dude: Oh okay!! Your loss!!
Me: Not really....