That irrelevant guy that always tries to fit in but gets exposed in the end.
by PVCAnonymous April 4, 2019
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A guy who always seems cool, but inside is confused about his feelings. Help him out a bit. Also, who am i kidding, Chris's are just plain awesome.
Hi Christopher
by The Chrispy Chicken August 3, 2009
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A man/women that loves and will protect anyone he/she cares for he usually is shy and might be lame but if you get to know him good enough he will change you forever and he is the right person for you if you want to be the happiest person on the earth
I love my Christopher I will never ever be unhappy
by Name of the names May 30, 2017
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Another word for a kid who needs mental help.
Person 1: Did you see that kid run down the hall screaming the Pokémon Go song at the top of his lungs?

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.
by LeafyIsNotHere December 1, 2018
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Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.
A: hey what’s up chris?
Christopher: nothing, just getting beaten by my dad!
by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020
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A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole
by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018
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A Christopher is a guy that usually goes by Chris and only let’s very few close friends call him Christopher. He’s very funny, outgoing and fun to be around. However sometimes he’s quiet and sits back and doesn’t say much. Many people don’t know it but he’s a very intellectual person and is really deep asf when you get to know him. Even though not every Christopher has the greatest looks he’s an amazing person who’ll you’ll debate on liking. Christopher knows how to be patient and say the right things at the right time. He knows how to talk to you and treat a girl right. Christopher will drop everyone for you if he’s truly feeling you. A Christopher is a great friend. Christopher will be one of the most handsome person you will see and very loving.
Christopher is one of the most handsome Person Ever. I Love Christopher
by RealsWriting June 30, 2022
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