Christoffer

A man who can be very rude without noticing it and puts on a charming personality, to get sex. He is the type of guy to get a few STD’s a year. Some would describe him as a dickhead
Yo he made Anna cry, what a Christoffer!
by Henrietta the boss October 02, 2019
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christoff

He's dumb ,courageous and a very intellectual person. He is the definition of maturity and real, if you ever meet a Christoff cherish him.
by Real.shxxt December 21, 2016
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Christoffer Strandberg

From a locally very famous person, Christoffer Strandberg, born in Uppsala, Sweden. Since he was so awesome a local expression arose, "As awsome as Christoffer"..

The expression continued to gain popularity in Uppsala, and later Stockholm and is now commonly used in more and more social circles around Sweden.
"Awsome like Christoffer Strandberg."
"Do it like Christoffer would."
"Almost as good as a Christoffer"
"Divine as Chris."
by Andres Paolo September 27, 2011
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Matt Christoff

An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
by Matt Christoff March 05, 2019
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matt christoff

usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!
Kids, never grow up to be a Matt Christoff!
by ehhhh that's gay 67 April 11, 2016
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christoffer tsingos

A name that is commonly known as Gaylord, but in Sweden we just say Christoffer Tsingos to let our low intelligent people know what we are talking about.
1) Wanna go on a date?
2) Aren't you a Christoffer Tsingos?
1) ....yes....
2) Then no.
by Oliverboi February 15, 2018
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christoffer mandrup pallesen

He is one of the most weard guys in the entire universe. He is very smart! But doesnt have a great brittish accent wich is ok but you know. If you know a guy named Christoffer Mandrup Pallesen you are very lucky to have this nice guy as your friend. He also plays soccer but he can definently improve. And hes better att tabble tennis 4 sure. And for last hes a gamer.
by Christoffer Mandrup Pallesen December 13, 2016
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