3 definitions by Matt Christoff
A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.
by Matt Christoff May 9, 2018
An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019
To be a hoss one must gain it,
This could mean to shave it.
When walking down the hall,
One cannot pass a fellow hoss without grabbing them at all.
One must grab the hoss in an odd way,
So they can get the snap from all the honeys saying “Hey.”
Even if it means to slap a males glute,
Or when on the field to always get into a dispute.
The win, they always get it,
So when they walk down the halls they yell “Esketit!”
One must test a security guard,
Which as they have proven, is not very hard.
They must have hipster hair,
And every Saturday play dare dare.
Initiations may involve taking a hit at Doughboys,
Or partying every Saturday, With The Boys.
They must keep a pencil behind their ear,
And yell “Whoop!” at a volleyball game because they have no fear.
So to be a hoss you must act as a team,
But not the whole team.
This could mean to shave it.
When walking down the hall,
One cannot pass a fellow hoss without grabbing them at all.
One must grab the hoss in an odd way,
So they can get the snap from all the honeys saying “Hey.”
Even if it means to slap a males glute,
Or when on the field to always get into a dispute.
The win, they always get it,
So when they walk down the halls they yell “Esketit!”
One must test a security guard,
Which as they have proven, is not very hard.
They must have hipster hair,
And every Saturday play dare dare.
Initiations may involve taking a hit at Doughboys,
Or partying every Saturday, With The Boys.
They must keep a pencil behind their ear,
And yell “Whoop!” at a volleyball game because they have no fear.
So to be a hoss you must act as a team,
But not the whole team.
by Matt Christoff May 8, 2018