Christmas Jew 

A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.

He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.

Christmas Jew by Cranky And Tired December 29, 2006

Jew Christmas 

The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts

We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon

Jew Christmas by Slickyricky March 28, 2017

jew christmas 

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.

I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!

jew christmas by Holiday one March 8, 2017

christmas jewels 

testicles, balls, nuts, testes...etc. etc.

OW! i still can't walk, damn Josie kicked me in my christmas jewels!

christmas jewels by anonymous November 23, 2004

Christian hating Jew 

An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.

Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!

Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them

Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew

Christian hating Jew by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010

Jewish Christmas 

Chinese food and a movie. That's it.

person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!

Jewish Christmas by Swimgirl202 February 29, 2012

Jewish Christmas 

Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.

Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.

Jewish Christmas by the_cursor November 16, 2006