He is a tall guy, with dark hair. He unintentionally flirts with other people. A girl may like him and he wants a souvenir, she thought he was nice. He makes up a few rumors and puts others in an odd situation. Overall a nice guy, but doesnt realize when someone likes him.
by BumBumTaterTot September 17, 2019
Dude: "Shit, I forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?" *pulls up T-shirt*
Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."
Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."
by jonaspepe September 30, 2009
christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.
a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.
hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.
what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.
a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.
hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.
what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.
by dwayne rooney July 10, 2006
by Thejuicykahuna October 5, 2019
A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006
he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows if you're awake. also has the patience of a saint and probably hasn't slept in 10 years
"Who's the guy that runs Chan's Room?"
"Oh, that's Christiano Bangnaldo, he stalks his fans but we love him anyway"
"Oh, that's Christiano Bangnaldo, he stalks his fans but we love him anyway"
by clueless_czennie May 2, 2021
by Bob landed on mars December 13, 2018