Verb. To leave
Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
by poopy111 May 25, 2009
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A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).
I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.
by PatchZilla May 24, 2010
Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.
You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.
by Avioletfluid13 November 20, 2005
Extremely talented actor who, as some may remember, sang about Santa Fe in Newsies way back in 1992. Then he turned badass and shot the shit out of Hugh Jackman in the Prestige. If Public Enemies with him and Johnny Depp isn't going to be one of the best movies ever, I will retire from watching movies.
"Feed me a stray cat"-ATM Machine
(I think I would have)
"Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you wont forget me?"- Christian Bale
by yorgletorlge December 21, 2008
A total badass. Only stars in good movies since he actually cares about quality and not just money. The best thing England has ever given the states.
Christian Bale should totally play Solid Snake in the metal gear movie.
by doo nig July 26, 2006
Best actor ever. He is talented enough to perform roles so diverse that go from the yuppie killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, passing through Batman and the junkie ex-boxer Dickie Englund in The Fighter, which gave him an Oscar.
When Christian Bale screams "Do I look like a cop!!!" in Batman Begins. Most badass line saying ever.
by Superpimp01 January 06, 2012
To dress up in a batman outfit and beat up your family members.
"fuck with me one more time and ima go christian bale 4real motherfucker!"
by Christian Bale77 August 16, 2009

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