Verb. To leave
Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
by poopy111 May 25, 2009
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To dress up in a batman outfit and beat up your family members.
"fuck with me one more time and ima go christian bale 4real motherfucker!"
by Christian Bale77 August 16, 2009
A word used to describe a male and/or female who is a jerk, a dick, or a general asshole of a person. Christian Bale has been known to be a dick...from getting into near fistfights with his own Mother, to his recent verbal lashing on the set of the upcoming Terminator movie. Also, many of the roles Christian Bale plays are general dicks...His role in the "American Psycho" movie is his real persona!
Dude, you're totally being a Christian Bale right now. The girl just asked your name. You didn't have to karate chop her in the neck. You're a total Christian Bale.
by damadalpha February 03, 2009
Best actor ever. He is talented enough to perform roles so diverse that go from the yuppie killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, passing through Batman and the junkie ex-boxer Dickie Englund in The Fighter, which gave him an Oscar.
When Christian Bale screams "Do I look like a cop!!!" in Batman Begins. Most badass line saying ever.
by Superpimp01 January 06, 2012
a byword for getting insanely pissed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.
All I said was "please pass the salt" and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!

You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!
by anna246 February 07, 2009
Lose Temper and Yell
If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.
by AICO February 05, 2009
Extremely talented actor who, as some may remember, sang about Santa Fe in Newsies way back in 1992. Then he turned badass and shot the shit out of Hugh Jackman in the Prestige. If Public Enemies with him and Johnny Depp isn't going to be one of the best movies ever, I will retire from watching movies.
"Feed me a stray cat"-ATM Machine
(I think I would have)
"Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you wont forget me?"- Christian Bale
by yorgletorlge December 21, 2008
The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.
I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.

But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
by Sloppy Thrustin April 27, 2008

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