Verb. To leave
Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
by poopy111 May 25, 2009
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A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).
I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.
by PatchZilla May 24, 2010
Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.
You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.
by Avioletfluid13 November 20, 2005
Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.
If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.
by TheVoiceOfReason June 26, 2005
A total badass. Only stars in good movies since he actually cares about quality and not just money. The best thing England has ever given the states.
Christian Bale should totally play Solid Snake in the metal gear movie.
by doo nig July 26, 2006
a byword for getting insanely pissed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.
All I said was "please pass the salt" and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!

You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!
by anna246 February 07, 2009
Lose Temper and Yell
If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.
by AICO February 05, 2009
The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.
I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.

But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
by Sloppy Thrustin April 27, 2008

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