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Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
by The Explicator May 22, 2016
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Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.
You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie
by Toppet May 26, 2016
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Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.
Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!
by minamino2 February 18, 2015
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Former New Jersey Attorney General running as a Republican against incumbent Democrat Jon Corzine for New Jersey Governor 2009. He has a very distinctive due to his weight problem, but it doesnt make him any different as a candidate.
p1 "Who are you voting for Governor"
p2 "Jon Corzine."
p1" Wth? After he messed up our state? vote for chris christie"
by BelmarBeachBum September 25, 2009
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