Type of da hood gang member, often called c-dawg, he holds his principles straight while keeping his penile calmed down when facing drag queens.
Person A: Aye bro, who just stole my brother
Person B: who?
Chris Mark: It's your boy and his penile
Person B: who?
Chris Mark: It's your boy and his penile
by love_yourmom October 17, 2022
frat chris is life
by fredo santana is 🔥🔥🔥 May 30, 2015
When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.
Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.
by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023
The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.
Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.
by DankMemeAnater February 24, 2016
by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 3, 2019
The greatest ginger to be alive. The most fun person on this planet. Biggest peen on this planet and loves his slimes. Slimes Forever
by slimelover May 28, 2019
by Zshak August 17, 2017