A sexy beast who always comes to the rescue. He helps you recover from the typical douche-bag boyfriend. A penguin-lover by nature, he can be seen on the football field or at his hot college girlfriend's unsupervised house. Also, he has a massively huge cock, but always gets himself into trouble by betting chipotle. Beware: if this specimen begins to sing screamo put your fingers in your ears because the result could be deadly.
Chris, stop talking about penguins.
Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.
Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.
Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
by McHeffey October 28, 2008
A really hot guy that has an extremely HUGE penis.
Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.
Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.
Did you see that hot Chris? I'd like to beat his **** like it owes me money and then *** all over his face!
by Blue Eyes 4253 March 31, 2009
by Rusty Schacklefurt July 7, 2010
Barack Obama is such a Chris
by Jasausagepoo March 15, 2018
A Overlord of everything and everyone. He is charming, handsome and he is usually great at basketball. Super attractive as well.
Chris is a baller
by OgKing32 May 13, 2018
Dickweed, sensitive, and he'll take your shit for years and will forgive u every time, for some reason. Everyone hates him, but doesn't and if u know a chris you'll know what I mean.
Chris: bruh stop
Diego:nah
Chris:PLS
Diego:fine
*doesn't stop*
Chris: thought I asked u to stop
Diego: and
Chris: *breathes in* whatever
Diego:nah
Chris:PLS
Diego:fine
*doesn't stop*
Chris: thought I asked u to stop
Diego: and
Chris: *breathes in* whatever
by bread_factory May 26, 2019