Whiter than cum
Chris is gay
by Niggawitharpg November 7, 2019
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doesn't have weed it's just a crayon
CHRIS IS THAT A WEED
no it's just a crayon
IM CALLING THE POLICE
911 whats your emergency
by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020
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In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.
me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!
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You probably just wanted to look up your name but now you found this definition and you feel sad

If your name is Chris than you are a male homosexual who tries to fit in but in never works
Oh my Jesus Chris stop being such a Chris it’s just fucking annoying
by Kakyoin fucking dies October 29, 2019
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A bad boyfriend.very deceiving.knows how to get along well with others especially the female brand.is very much a pretender, and will lead you on for a very long ride only to leave you stranded.all of his family believe when he says " im going to keep this one and treat her right".his most amazing features are his eyes ,especially if you can keep them looking your way.
"Chris really felt"he had it made.
by Deboniar May 7, 2019
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(a) A brilliant, perfectly shaped penis sometimes sold on the black market.
exp1."John Holmes had quite the chris on him."

"Yeah,you dont see many people with chris like that anymore."

exp2."Im telling you girl that boy has some good chris!"
by ghettomomalover February 3, 2010
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