Subscribe English
look up any word, like poopsterbate:
 
93.
To release a fart of any kind in public, whether it is moist and rank, loud and raunchy, or even silent and smelling of cherries.
Josh: Dude did you Chris?

Eliiott: Yes, how could you tell?

Josh: I smelled cherries... and I heard a sonic boom come out of your butt.
by skiggityskot November 03, 2012
5 3
 
141.
a nasty ass, stupid, beat, looser, likes cop callers that put him in jail, likes nasty chin hair whores, the list can go on and on. its not anything nice either
omg look at chris hes with that nasty chin hair whore....

chris your so beat....

hey chris can you stop at the store i need to shave my chin hair....

hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me jail

a man that is stupid

a lifer at barleycorns.....
by crazy legz 1 January 10, 2011
12 27
 
142.
Guy ( HOPEFULLY ). Plays sports , and won't hit girls. Hates Pervs and always mistaken for gay ( means happy :D) always thretened and picked on. Won't hit girls cuz he says that he is being a genlteman but some say he is being a gentlewoman. Mostly quiet and everybody says he is EMO.

Week.
" Hey is that guy over there gay "

" Oh him!? Thats Chris. Every one thinks that but nodody knows for sure "
by ShayKates March 30, 2010
27 42
 
143.
a man small in stature and thin to the bones but looks like jesus in a toga, while maintaining a resemblance of tom cruise at all times....

Also known as having hobbit monkey toes that throw poop....

has no feeling in his testicles..or ankles
Where's your Chris???

It's 8:05 do you know where your Chris is???
by NikknakkJebAsh February 28, 2010
13 28
 
144.
tall light skinned boy that has a nice personality but a smart ass mouth. he usually loves to dance but he cant dance worth shit
hell naw i dnt wanna dance wit that boy hes a chris
by sexy female jazzy fiz April 28, 2009
56 71
 
145.
Stuipid,Arrogant small cocked boy. Should stop playing runescape or "WoW" because hes a fucking faggot ass bitch. Injects big penis,and anal destroys himself with metal poles. thinks everyone is gay. when in reality hes gay. FUCKING NERD
Damn that guy chris,sucks dick
by FUCK YAH ;D August 06, 2011
10 27
 
146.
the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.
Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.
by saramarshell August 16, 2010
26 43
 
147.
known for having a huge mustache on his face.
He should shave his chris.

His Chris is looking bushy.
by C.J. Malczyk March 01, 2010
16 33