An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".
by Vad3r September 13, 2007
Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.
Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"
*A week later*
Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"
*A week later*
Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"
by Ghunt70 October 7, 2007
Gay teenage video blogger from Tennessee. Famous for his "Leave Britney Alone" video on Myspace and YouTube. Since the video, he has been seen on shows like TRL, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Maury, and FOX News. There are rumors that he's getting his own TV show soon.
Chris Crocker thinks his video blogs are so profound, but they're unoriginal and superficial and if you disagree with him he'll call you a homophobe.
by Rachel Van Doll September 20, 2007
a flamingly gay teenage boy who honestly thinks he's a woman and who came into the public's eyes, unfortunately, via his infamous and unintentionally hilarious "leave britney alone!" youtube video in which he throws the most homosexual temper tantrum i've ever seen about people giving britney spears her well-deserved criticism. the awesome irony of this is that the kid doesn't even realize britney spears more than likely doesn't give a flying fuck about him and possibly even views him as a potential psychotic murder-suicide attempt. although the death of either would bring tears of happiness to millions worldwide.
chris crocker filmed himself making out with his brother in one of his videos and said "who cares about 9/11?" in another.
chris crocker is now famous for the same reasons people stop to stare at a car accident.
chris crocker is an embarrassment to britney spears fans (all 3 of them), to america, and to humanity in general.
PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS VIDEOS OR WATCH HIS UPCOMING SHOW.
chris crocker is now famous for the same reasons people stop to stare at a car accident.
chris crocker is an embarrassment to britney spears fans (all 3 of them), to america, and to humanity in general.
PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS VIDEOS OR WATCH HIS UPCOMING SHOW.
by silly hats only September 22, 2007
Chris Crocker is a youtube celebrifag...literally. He is a drag queen and claims to be the queen of ghetto. He became famous after his video on youtube called "Leave Britney Alone!" was released, where he defends Britney Spears from everyone's disgust towards her performance at the MTV VMA's 2007. He begins to cry during the taping of the video and claims to be authentic, though very questionable. He has appeared on the talk show, Jimmy Kimmel Live where he furthers his arguement. He has become a youtube hit, spawning many parodies of the video.
Chris Crocker: "ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!"
Person: "what the hell are you?"
Person: "what the hell are you?"
by Maz Vaz September 17, 2007
A gay preacher posting his videos on MySpace and YouTube. Many of his videos are of him talking about todays society and some of them are even of him dancing and singing
Chris Crocker's MySpace is myspace.com/itschriscrocker
His YouTube account is youtube.com/itschriscrocker
His YouTube account is youtube.com/itschriscrocker
by haf953 July 22, 2007
An openly gay man (who thinks of himself as a woman) who has recently become famous on Youtube for his video crying and having a breakdown about people criticizing Britney Spears' horrible VMA 2007 performance.
by Ikani September 23, 2007