The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.
I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?
by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023
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The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.
Real people:'laughs'
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A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.
"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.
by Shin Akuma November 4, 2003
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The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.
"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."
by Rc__ November 1, 2017
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