by GorthfromBorth November 1, 2013
Chords douchebag usually learn and stick to with the guitar, for the purpose of sounding cool at parties. You can easily spot a douchebag using douchebag chords at any event, since he's a poorly educated wannabe musician, hardly scoring with any of the poor-looking half-baked floozies, while the cool full-on stoned attendants are properly getting infuriated by the amount of G, C, A, E and D chords (with no variations) played randomly while accompanying cheesy, ill-written lyrics.
Stephen : Hey man, take a look at the freakin' prick in the bedroom.
Brian : Oh man, you talkin' about the guy with the dirty goatee and the cheap guitar ? I thought I could hear douchebag chords being played !
Stephen : You damn right, and look at the crowd around the bed, what a bunch of losers.
Brian : Hey man you got that weed ? Gotta numb my brain from this excruciating sonic bullshit.
Stephen : Sit right back in that couch mister, you gonna be taken care of. Just fire up the volcano, everything's gonna be alright.
Brian : You rock, I love you.
Stephen : I love you too, bromosexual.
Brian : Oh man, you talkin' about the guy with the dirty goatee and the cheap guitar ? I thought I could hear douchebag chords being played !
Stephen : You damn right, and look at the crowd around the bed, what a bunch of losers.
Brian : Hey man you got that weed ? Gotta numb my brain from this excruciating sonic bullshit.
Stephen : Sit right back in that couch mister, you gonna be taken care of. Just fire up the volcano, everything's gonna be alright.
Brian : You rock, I love you.
Stephen : I love you too, bromosexual.
by Klisstoriss February 17, 2012
A Gmaj7add9 . Possibly the prettiest chord in existence. Playing this has the same effect as playing an arpeggio on the piano. It will seduce women immediately.
This chords uses the notes G B D F# and A.
In guitar tablature:
e|---5--
B|---0--
G|---0---
D|---4---
A|---5---
E|---3---
This chords uses the notes G B D F# and A.
In guitar tablature:
e|---5--
B|---0--
G|---0---
D|---4---
A|---5---
E|---3---
I played that chick the magic chord on my acoustic axe. Almost immediately I was knee-deep in clunge.
by Antennas July 28, 2011
A musical chord imitating, mocking or describing the badassery of Eric Whitacre's crazy cluster chords.
by Mr. McAwesome Mach1 April 14, 2011
The traditional F chord is extremely hard to play unless a person has big hands or very flexible fingers. It's kinda like a way how one guitarist asks another guitarist how much "expertise" they have.
by LemonSniffs August 7, 2021
A musical chord which is not technically a chord since it only contains two pitch classes (making it an interval). It is formed by the root note, 5th and commonly features the octave above the root.
It is used by rock guitarists way too often by stringing different power chords together to form a riff. This goes against western diatonic music theory which says you should not have parallel 5ths or octaves, let alone both of them simultaneously. Despite this fallacy, rock guitarists have chicks and money while classical musicians have neither. Go figure.
It is used by rock guitarists way too often by stringing different power chords together to form a riff. This goes against western diatonic music theory which says you should not have parallel 5ths or octaves, let alone both of them simultaneously. Despite this fallacy, rock guitarists have chicks and money while classical musicians have neither. Go figure.
by HumphreyB May 3, 2006
Any type of musical chord that gives an ominous, yet grand sound to audibly describe the vastness or wonders of space. Many examples can be found in common Sci-Fi films, usually during scenes of open, empty space. Space chords can also be created accidentally or be unintended in a situation.
John: Can you help me with these chord progressions on my keyboard?
Ben: Wow dude, that last chord you made sounded like a space chord.
Ben: Wow dude, that last chord you made sounded like a space chord.
by timepast February 9, 2011