Choppin' Onions

When somebody is really musty and their arms smell like they were used to chop onions.

Eww, James didn't put on and deodorant this morning. he is choppin' onions

Choppin' Onions by Mandoless September 10, 2011

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Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.

John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"

Chopping Onions by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013

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chopping onions

crying

Chris Graves says to Tom Brown and Bobby Harmon. "Hey, you got me chopping onions heeya"

chopping onions by Derrick Heichelbech December 17, 2008

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chopping onions

What people do when they watch videos like the deaf girl who could hear for the first time.

"Oh my god, it's so beautiful. You know, chopping onions and all."

chopping onions by IMJUSTSOPASSIONATE February 14, 2012

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Chopping Onions

A term typically used by youtubers to describe the action of hating on or negativley talking about the shitlord that is Onision or the onion man.

person 1: Hey did you see Strange ÆONS video about Chopping onions?

person 2: wtf how did you get into my house

Chopping Onions by flatbear December 27, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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