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Used to describe a song that is better than your average song. Invented by Mike of dance rock duo Remarks.
Have you heard the new Remarks tune at facebook.com/officialremarks

Yeah, it's a massive chonga.
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by ladygagasunderwear June 28, 2011
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live mostly in miami
they talk weird..
ugly
ghetto D:
wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny
super light blue brazilian jeans
show their breasts
have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff.
most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries
sleep with their boyfriends alot.
decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name"
if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. >_______________<
the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross??
also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops

-hEiiii $uSie w@ts uPpP ??
-ohHh hei m@mmiie
-i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt ~****
-O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll
-heh we're sucH ChonGas
by alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 28, 2007
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24.
a single word that can be used to describe anything sexually related.
derived from the nudge button on msn messenger.
"She wants to chonga your deck."
"Hannah wants to know if you can fit your chonga in a pineapple."
"He looks like he ready for chonga time."
"You want to chonga Carrot."
"He looks chong-y."
by oxhannahxo February 23, 2007
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A chonga is a literally crazy "ghetto/gansta" girl often called "Odaymis." Enjoys reggaeton and using the word "nerd" as a synonym for the word "stupid." They also often change people's names to what they believe to be a "funnier" version.
Odaymis: Guyyy, joo A NERDDDD GUY! MR. GRIVAS! Ayyy yo no soy chonga. Guy go fuck yourself, joo a NERDDD.
by TheTruthTalker August 05, 2006
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1.) A Substitute word. It can mean anything and everything.....can be followed by mya or bya

2.) Tits
1.) Hey Chonga mya! (substituting someones name for Chonga)

2.) CHONGA!! (used when frustrated)

3.)
(Steve)- If you don't shut the fuck up right now i'm going to kick you in the chongas.

(Bob)......(scared shitless)

4.)
John- did you see that girl's Chonga's?

Tedd- hell yeah i did....and she had a nice ass too!
by Jetnick August 25, 2008
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A female who has bleeched blond hair with dark roots and darks eyebrows. Chongas usu. wear their hair pulled back in a tight ponytail using lots of gel. They wear large hoop earing and fake nails. they can be found in south florida (hialeah, miami). they wear tight clothing to attract people's attention. men usu. find them attractive while females think they look cheap and tacky.
fernando: that girl is hot.
talia: she's a total chonga.
fernando: i think she's fine.
talia: she looks like a cheap prostitute!
by Cami!!! September 15, 2006
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A mexican whore. People who tear out their eyebrows and draw them in with sharpies, usually wearing large hoop earrings and dressing in particular clothes, usually along the lines of incredibly oversized t-shirts and torn or gaudy jeans.
Screws anything with legs.

In the same category as the gangster, the ghetto, the phat chicks, and the white trash
Corrie is such a wannabe chonga. She screwed every guy on the block. It's too bad she's white.
by Pop! Goes Your Dignity November 12, 2008
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