a penis that is wider than it is tall. not a gooch!, a short, fat, and probably grodie ass dick. call your gooch a chode and people will laugh, but tell people you have a chode and people won't even talk to you. a chode is a chode, DON'T BE IGNORENT!
"i can't tell what i'm looking at in this picture stu"
"that's okay, just put it into chode mode"
or
"check out this chode de la fragrance.....it's authentic!"
or
"whopper chode" "muffin chode" "chode ass"
by mattkeepsittp March 15, 2007
a small penis.
EXAMPLE

SIMON PETRIE IS A CHODE.

smaller than your average cock.chode
by debera June 28, 2006
A person that thinks he is cooler than he is. Someone who acts worse than an ignoramus.
That guy from Dr. 90210 is such a chode.
by Nodda Chode March 24, 2006
Area between the sac and the butthole.

Or if your not in reality....

A penis wider than it is long!
Yomama has a 8-foot chode.

Either definition works for this one!
by wakalakalover45 June 18, 2005
a penis which is fatter than it is long and is shaped like a can of tuna, if u will.
That fat and stubby boy looks like a walking chode.
by danny trubador July 08, 2004
a penis which is wider then it is long
"Paula Andreewitch only likes chodes"
"Paula Andreewitch is a hamster fucking chode"
by chicken poper September 01, 2003
a mini ween blown up with a cock pump
mikes 2 incher pumped up is 3incher
by d-boy April 20, 2003

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