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The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)
Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!
by Matt Langley January 22, 2007
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the spot that's between your nuts and your pie hole :P
from the chodoboy theme "he's named after the spot that rests between your balls and your coy - you mean the chode"
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A penis that is wider than it is long.
Ha ha look at his wide, short chode!
by Shane June 19, 2004
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"I drew a big fat chode in the mud on that guy's car." or "shut up, you chode face."
by Ang December 17, 2002
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A person who is pretty damn fat, often wider than they are tall. From the word 'chode' meaning a penis wider than it is long.
"Get off my lasagne, you chode"

"I just ate a whole ham... I feel like such a chode"
by haminahamina February 21, 2005
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The space between the base of a guy's balls and the opening of his asshole.
This website smokes choad.
Your mother is a choad muncher.
by Digitalabia July 02, 2005
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A rubberry half boner.
I got a chode when that bitch bent over.
by BaLoneStar April 26, 2003
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