Chode

(1)The skin between your balls and ass
(2)The type of person who contributes to 80 pages of Chode definitions as though they have something relative to add which has not already been stated

I, along with 550 or so people, are a bunch of total chode(s).

by Some Choad October 20, 2010

Chode

1. Supposedly a penis which is wider than it is long.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.

1. Jamie: "Wow, his dick was three inches long and four inches wide. It was literally impossible to have sex with him. it was a true CHODE."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Chode

a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode

by doober June 13, 2003

Chode

Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)

Im a chode im a chode im a chode

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Chode

A penis that is wider than long

Matthew I cannot fit your cock in my hand as it is a chode. Or/And Mandra could not have penetrative sex with Matthew due to his chode.

by FTGEDJDF April 27, 2017

Chode

I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."

by Zaq December 1, 2004

Chode

Every 6 year old minecraft player

When the six year old earrapes the mic...
Me: Shut up you chode

by Meaningsdefinitions August 18, 2018