Skip to main content

Cocktronamus Prime 

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

chocobro 

A mix between the words "chocobo" (an emu-like mythical animal) and brother. Usually just used as a synonym for "bro".
Guy A: Whazzup mah Chocobros???
Guy B: Nothin' but the ceiling.
chocobro by ThePurpleMage March 1, 2009

chocohonkey 

a word used to describe a black man who has lost touch or interest in his race's traditional subculture and "acts white."

literally, "a honkey covered in chocolate."

see oreo
Lance is such a chocohonkey; what stereotypical black man enjoys partaking in activities such as speech and debate?
chocohonkey by Dieje December 23, 2008

chocofro 

The chocobo that lives in Sazh's 'fro in final fantasy XIII.
The little chocofro is actually the main villain of the game.
chocofro by bluwaterdragoon March 30, 2010

chocharoni 

Combination draw of a jabroni and choch. Usually a douche, thinks he's hot shit, and is just unpleasant and makes a fool of himself.
Wow riley just made a fool of himself!

What a chocharoni
chocharoni by Meerkatmeowskers July 12, 2017

cocktronic

Used to describe a piece of machinery (e.g. a computer) that is working incorrectly in one way or another. The term can be used with or without an "s" on the end depending on the context and is most often used in moments of sheer frustration.
At computer:
"You cocktronic piece of s*#t! why do you freeze all the f*%king time?!?! If you don't start working properly in the next five minutes I'm gonna throw your cocktronic ass out the f*%king window!"

Or:
"This computer is pure cocktronics!"
cocktronic by razziembessai August 2, 2007