Chocolate Steamer 

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.

I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.

Chocolate Steamer by DanVleet June 24, 2009

white chocolate steamer 

When a white raper gives a cleaveland steamer.

Ooooooo dawg I gave that girl a white chocolate steamer

white chocolate steamer by Diddlewood September 3, 2016

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer 

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer by Dinardi January 7, 2021

Chocolate Steamtrain 

A large, solid and uncomfortable bowel motion, one that will cause Assburn.

" After being constipated for a week, the last thing you need is to have a Chocolate Steamtrain to relieve the break"

Chocolate Steamtrain by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004