When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned
by I’mhighritenow January 31, 2018
The exploding chocolate popsicle is when the male host inserts his penis into the female host ass who has severe diarrhea. He then continues to rail her until she shits so hard it causes an explosion in her ass hole building up pressure from diarrhea causing the male host to fly back and hit a wall. His penis then looks like a chocolate popsicle from having the explosion of diarrhea on his penis. The female host then yells, “boom, exploding chocolate popsicle”.
Did you hear how bad Jenny gave Forest the exploding chocolate popsicle? He said it was a very shitty experience.
by Eston555855 December 17, 2020
You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october
by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020
by Chipotle+chill December 15, 2017
by TheBAU💅😗 July 25, 2020
You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.
"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
by engineerfishmen February 21, 2021
by Krissi7744 June 9, 2018