Choclating
To grab ones own nut sack while simultaneously jumping and uncontrollably shitting ones own pants. Usually under the influence of a drug or alcohol.
Choclating by youngster3956 May 25, 2010
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Chocolating
Hey girls! When you are having a chocolate craving, what do you want? CHOCOLATE! Well, go chocolating! Pack up the kids, wrangle your husband, grab a group of girlfriends, or hit the town alone and find a chocolate shop. Basically, GO CHOCOLATING!!! Sure, you will come home and eat a boat-load of chocolate. Sure, you will regret it later, but that's why chocolating means "shopping for chocolate". How often do you really go shopping? huh, what was that? Oh, only once a week?...Well, if you only do it once a week, it can't be all that bad for you. So, let loose! When you get the urge, take life by the horns and go CHOCOLATING!!!
Chocolating by CocoTaster2Silvertongue August 17, 2011
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Choating
If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.
Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!
Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!
Choating by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008
Chocolating
Oh jeez, I need to wear an extra pad today, I seem to be chocolating!
Oh we can have sex babe, but I'm still chocolating :-(
Dammit! I'm chocolating and just ruined my favorite pair of white panties!
Oh we can have sex babe, but I'm still chocolating :-(
Dammit! I'm chocolating and just ruined my favorite pair of white panties!
Chocolating by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012
chocolatina
A girl or woman who is ethnically black, but whose nationality has origins in a Spanish-speaking country. She may or may not speak Spanish. She will have an ass that will butter your biscuit. Her culture will reflect both an African-American and a Spanish-speaking heritage (and often American as well).
"Look at that fine mami!! Dayum, she got ass!! I want to f**k that chocolatina babe!!
See the porn star Catallna Taylor.
See the porn star Catallna Taylor.
chocolatina by Shadow Knight August 22, 2011
chocolating
chocolating by Ron Weasley July 18, 2004
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