A Chloe tends to usually be a beautiful petite girl who is shy and often misunderstood. She would be a perfect friend, best friend or even a girlfriend. People often put down Chloes and it does crush her confidence but she always tries her best to keep a smile on her face.
That girl is a Chloe
by Paigey534 April 25, 2013
Chloe is the kind of wife you want. She is a dick, possibly the ultimate dick. Chloe will make you fall off chairs laughing, and if not, she'll kick you off. Chloe is thoughtful/intelligent, like for example she may pretend to be pregnant on the tube to get a seat offered to her when hungover. Chloe does not waste a penny so she pays in copper coins at self-service machines in supermarkets- afterall it would be stupid to throw copper coins in the bin. Chloe is a fair person and can therefore find reasons to dislike most people. If she leaves out a more specific reason for you, don't worry, one of her sweeping generalisations will cover it. Chloe is a saint, she is The Giver, and even has one up on mother teresa with her pity sex. Chloe will protect you at all times, like when she goes home before you with all of your friends to ensure your house is clear of intruders while you are walking home alone in the dark drunk at 3am. Chloe is very generous- she'll shout you dinner when she wins the lottery, over a certain amount. Chloe is very sweet before she punches you in the face, but given how easy it is to infuriate Chloe with backpacks, slow movement, stupidity, most accents, religion and niceness, you probably deserved it and should've known better. Chloe is very informative and knowledgable so she'll certainly let you know if this is the case. You wouldn't say Chloe is a cunt, but she is. She's a sickcunt and she doesn't even know!
Stranger on tube; "Would you like my seat miss?"
Chloe; "Yes, thank you, you're very kind. My back was getting sore from supporting this slightly fictional bundle of joy I'm yet to bring into the world!"
by-stander on tube; "Christ, really smells like stale rum on the tube today!"
by chloeswife October 10, 2012
Will most likely be found inn the bushes with binoculars
Chloe's outside...
by Elleha November 03, 2011
Tease to the max. Inviting boys over on a daily basis but never letting them do anything sexual with you. Letting every boy think they have a chance with you then denying them when it gets TOO close to becoming something sexual. Basically, being your own cock block towards all boys.
Girl, stop being such a Chloe and give him some.
by EddieTurtle September 15, 2010
Is one of the most selfish people u will ever meet if she doesn't get what she wants she causes shit thinks shes hot when she really isn't an treats others like crap
Boy 1: that girl thinks shes it she must be a chloe

girl 1: shes selfish enough as well definitely a Chloe
by swjs June 04, 2014
A very rude common white girl who believes she is better than everyone else. Although pretty, a Chloe generally tries too hard TOO look cute. A Chloe thinks everyone is jealous of her and they want to be just like her. Has a huge attitude problem and an annoying, squeaky voice.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that hot chick!?
Guy 2: No! Dude! You don't want her, she's a Chloe.
by itstartswithasmil3 May 16, 2013
A Chloe is a person that will do anything to fuck up a relationship just to play with the guys emotions.. She has a fucked up mind and tends to be the biggest hoe in school. She's the worst person to become friends with.
A short, ugly girl that has a bald spot on the side of her head will get you thinking about how is she a human being and why.
Ew don't be such a Chloe

Wow he's a total Chloe
by Miniberry March 03, 2014
A filthy discusting, soul crushing beast who will take anything you love from you, it usually takes the from of an ugly girl with dark hair, causes mortals to grovel at its feet. It's discus tingly horrifying in every possible way. It can never be loved as it is fowl smelling and absolutely vile it does not wish to be loved since it will break a heart into a thousand pieces. It also never shuts its mouth. It screeches like a dying seal and has the singing voice of a crow with a horrible disease. Stay away from these beasts as they will drag you to hell
That person is exactly like a Chloe
by Lofty1234 December 23, 2013

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