chive

(derived from Polish: szczypior)

1) Thin, sickly and valetudinarian dude usually with tuberculosis.

2) A total opposite of well spinached man.

3) A thin guy

Example:
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When I kick you, you will break in half you fucking chive.

by SOKÓŁ August 30, 2010

chive

n. chive
the result of being chiffed
a slap/smack on the side of one's head

I recieved an awful chive from my mom when I left my dirty dishes in the sink.

by maddpadd15 December 21, 2008

chives

Cooler word that is a combination of fives and seat check it allows a person to keep their seat for five minutes and if someone is in the seat the chives caller counts to five and the person who doesn't get up gets slapped in the face by everyone until the seat is given back. Invented by Alec.

Bob: Chives!
Bill: sits in Bobs seat

THREE MINUTES LATER

Bob: get out of my seat
Bill: doubt it
Bob: 1 2 3...
Bill: ok, ok you can have your seat back

by pablito386 January 4, 2008

Chiving

A sexual act in which a man has anal sex with a woman. He then pulls out and with poop on his dick bangs her armpit. The end result is a poop mark in the shape of a chive.

Dude I totally heard that Seth was chiving with Shelia and things got messy.

by Jimmyhead October 27, 2010

Chiving

Chiving |CHīv ing|

Verb

1. Taking a shit while looking at the Chive app.

2. Shitting, but you’ve said chiving so many times that they are now interchangeable.

GF: What are you doing?

Me: Just chiving *sends meme to buddy*...don’t come in here!

by Tripple-J February 28, 2020

Chived

When you start to get really pissed off/ angry or furious

I was in an argument and then I started to get chived
Tommy and molly-mae: if we start to feel pissed off we are chived

by Ekul nosdik June 9, 2019

Chived

To steal or re-use content or an idea without properly crediting the creator, claim its yours, then bitch when you get called out on it.

Dude, you totally chived that image from reddit.

by XTC46 November 11, 2010