A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.
The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
by yogan February 3, 2009
An awesome site for viewing photos of whores. The best part: every girl with daddy issues and no self-respect uploads photos for the world to see. These types of females feel vulnerable elsewhere, but when you put a bunch of whores together, they let loose and show off their well-spent goods to the world.
I totally saw Sara on DAR! I know she slept with every guy on campus, but it's still nice to see her begging for acceptance on the chive!
by Awesome R December 27, 2012
A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.
*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
by Squishy The Bunny September 23, 2007
by Breeeezer October 4, 2006
my chive is pulsating
by timmy taint November 21, 2007
Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?
Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!
Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!
by The Big Ragooy February 28, 2011
(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008