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Chittling Grease

Chittling Grease is created after a man has had hot sweaty frog sex with a woman all night long and the next morning, without taking a shower, he goes and plays basketball. Once he is finished playing basketball he has now mixed a woman's love juice with some nasty sweat between his balls and his legs. This will create a nasty, funky thick, brown substance and the smell is equivalent to that of chittlings.
Joe: Did you hit that last night?
Frank: I hit it all night and got up and played basketball.
Joe: I knew you smelled funky why you were playing.
Frank: Oh yeah, I got some good old chittling grease right now. Here smell!
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chatting grease 

The act of chatting to someone about nothing in particular, especially on Social Media, or with someone you are not that well acquainted with. Possibly with the intention of hooking up, but not necessarily.
1) "Oh my god sarah get off snapchat and stop chatting grease to Tony!"
2) "That guy Ian is such a grease chatter, I couldn't get away from him all night!"
3) Faye: "What were you talking about?"

Liz: Nothin' really we were just chattin' grease."
chatting grease by proller July 18, 2015