Chipotlaid

A date that involves tacos/burritos and sex. Chipotle and bang.

Sarah: are you going out with Dan for tacos tonight?

Marie: yeah, I'm getting Chipotlaid.

by LeftBoobFTW May 23, 2016

Chipotlaid

To receive sexual favors from a girl after buying her chipotle

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got head from Amanda after you two got chipotle last night
Guy 2: Yeah man, I got chipotlaid.

by Capo di tutti capi December 1, 2013

Chipotlaid

The ridiculously satisfying sensation one gets after finishing a meal at Chipotle.

That burrito bowl was so amazing. I feel totally "Chipotlaid"!

by TheDigitalGypsy October 17, 2011

Chipotlaid

Having sexual intercourse with a mexican woman/man

Tim: Did you get lucky with Guadalupe last night?
Kevin: Hell yea, I got straight up Chipotlaid

by Big Moke January 23, 2011

Chipotlaid

Occurs when lusting after, and consequently ordering and eating, a Chipotle burrito

Guy #1 - "Guy, it has been too long since I've had a burrito."
Guy #2 - "How long has it been, guy?"
Guy #1 - "Last time was right before Becky broke up with me."
Guy #2 - "Guy, that was six months ago! I'm going to make sure you get Chipotlaid TONIGHT. I'll hook you up."
*walk into Chipotle*

by Highschoolwasbestinthe80's June 17, 2015

Chipotlaid

During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.

I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...

by wordsfromvicki June 5, 2015