Chest Press 

When you are tittie fucking a girl and you are bent over her chest.When things start to get hot and steamy you start to take a dump(works best with rabbit size or a smaller turd). When you finally blow a load in her face you forcefully lower you buttox onto her chest-stomach area and smash the already laid turds(spreading them around wont jeopardize anything). If done right you should knock the breath out of her, this gap of time when she is chocking on your previously blown load and lost breath added with the smell of smashed poop filling her lungs should give you a time to escape.

I chest Pressed 3 bitches last night, and they never saw it coming.

Chest Press by JAKE T, WYATT T June 10, 2008

Vampiric Chest Press 

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.

"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."

Vampiric Chest Press by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024