General Perfectness. One Fith Of The UK's Largest Girl group and the topic of many teenage boys dreams.
Cheryl Cole:
Long sexy legs
A beautiful rack
Fit arse
Basically a shaggable lovely!
Cheryl Cole:
Long sexy legs
A beautiful rack
Fit arse
Basically a shaggable lovely!
by Liammmm June 12, 2007
A so-called 'singer' from Girls Aloud who spends 50% of the time gushing to the glossy mags about her skank of an ex husband, and the other 50% miming on stage and telling other people they can't sing, all whilst calling it a career.
by judimanic February 25, 2011
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by uniqueunicorn December 6, 2010
A name pronounced when wishing to refer to a slapper who has ridden her way to celebrity status, utterly devoid of any talent apart from a few crouching and dog like positions when dancing. Warbles off key to the extent that special technology is employed to make sounds that resemble vocal noises but don't really, so the radio gets abruptly turned off. This only applies to radio stations that are extremely desperate to play such crap in the first place. Normally a nauseously looking skinny chav without a care for the fact that teenagers may mimic her and die of starvation
Oooh, she's a right Cheryl Cole...she 'ad Tony last week cos he offered 'er a tenner and a chance to sing at karaoke
by MysticMog September 21, 2011
A hot woman who is married to a prick. She is a member of Girls Aloud and loves to get it on with guys like me.
by B@d B0y October 17, 2009
by Cheryl Cole June 28, 2012