chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

by Clansman April 22, 2009

Chocolate teapot

where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.

M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.

by MizzSrirowskiacha May 11, 2018

Chocolate teapot

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.

PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....

by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020

About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.

That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

by xterrorx November 30, 2004