Cheranoid

To be in a state of Cheranoia, the accute feeling that share is always watching you, and is out to destroy you.

I'm so Cheranoid I won't even leave the house.

Cheranoid by doomslang August 10, 2012

Chernodeal 

A deal or negotiation that is so radioactive that no matter how well you execute or plan it, it will always be a loss-loss situation!!

8pm - MD Partner: "John, a friend of mine brought this amazing opportunity on this really crappy bond! Could you please take a look and give your insights for tomorrow morning? I'll meet him at 9am. I really don't want to disappoint him!"

Analysts laughing: "Damn... Johnny got staffed in this new Chernodeal!!"

Chernodeal by specialsitsgod October 6, 2020

chronoid 

A chronoid is an unidentifiable object. It should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.They will never understand what a chronoid is. This is the point.

A:" I saw a chronoid on the way to school."

B:"What's a chronoid?"

A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"

B:"What?"

A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."

B:"What's a chesticle?"

A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"

B:" No."

A:"That's a chronoid."

B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"

chronoid by booch dog August 5, 2008

Cherroid 

When you get hemorrhoids so big you can pick them like cherries.

I was eating out my girl's ass so hard that I swallowed a giant ass cherroid and it startled her so much that she started shitting down my throat and I was like "oh well bon appeshit"

Cherroid by Vice Gaming November 10, 2019

creanoid 

Derived from the substance 'creatine', often used by body builders. Describes a man of immense muscle size, more powerful than a beast.

Lee Priest is a total creanoid.
Man, look at that creanoid.

creanoid by Celton July 6, 2004

caranoid 

Paranoid but correct

She was completely caranoid about the fact that Jim was following her.

They were caranoid that their emails were being monitored at work.

caranoid by Chloeoc August 17, 2008

coranoid 

To be in a constant state of obsessive anxiety caused by the prevailing coronavirus.

I'd rather be coranoid than be a covidiot.
Watching that covidiot blow out his birthday is making me more coranoid.

coranoid by aysha_ahmed November 20, 2020