A sport that combines tennis and chess into oneawkward hard to play activity. Players must have both the physique and finesse necessary to excel at tennis, and also the mental dexterity to play a strong game of chess. The rules are not yet clearly defined. The winner is determined either through checkmate or winning the tennis match.
To add to the confusion, some people like to play doubles chennis.
Not to be confused with Chess Boxing.
Bobby Fischer and Bjorn Borg frequently got together on weekends to play a match of chennis.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.