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1.
Any expensive 4x4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.
Look, that Chelsea Tractor nearly flattened that kid!
by ud40 February 23, 2005
 
2.
An offroad car that never goes offroad
a 4x4 that stays on road
by ud40 March 04, 2005
 
3.
noun, a large 4 wheel drive vehicle, driven in cities for ordinary, day to day purposes. eg, Land Rover, BMX X5, etc..
environmentalist: those wankers in their chelsea tractors are destroying the environment.

politician: fuck off.
by master ace October 20, 2005
 
4.
a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.
look at her in her chelsea tractor.
by col January 22, 2005
 
5.
A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne
Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road
by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011