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Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"

Sweet Cheese 

Sweet Cheese is a phrase meaning "okay," or "cool."
Roommate: "Hey man, the leftover ramen from last night is in the fridge."

You: "Sweet cheese!"

sweet cheese bro 

A response to something epic, cool, or amazing.
My boy told me he could do a backflip and I said sweet cheese bro!!

sweet cheese 

vaginal discharge-cervical mucus-crotch snot...its a white, clearish substance which comes out of girls vagina. Often looks like cottage cheese or rubber sement. It has a sent like old moldy cheese or rotten eggs.

might stain your undies too =)
Franchesca please go wipe your vagina, sweet cheese is coming out.

Dude i fingered a girl last night and i got all this sweet cheese on my finger.

i'm so wet down their, i need nice pantyliner so i don't feel the sweet cheese
sweet cheese by Alexadria March 27, 2007

sweet as cheese 

when something is going smoothly or well, to the point where its sweet as cheese
mate how'd your footy team go on the weekend? yeah we won ay, sweet as cheese
sweet as cheese by jonesma1 September 7, 2010

Cheeky sheets 

When there is an urgent task at hand i.e. a report to finish by the end of the day, but instead you decide to climb into bed for a quick rest - claiming only to be a few minutes; normally around 3pm.

Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.

Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.
N: don't you have to hand in your report by 4pm?
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
-------------------------- 7 hours later

T: ERGH! my report... oh well, cheeky sheets..
Cheeky sheets by MR.CHEEKY_SHEETS October 21, 2009