The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"
vaginal discharge-cervical mucus-crotch snot...its a white, clearish substance which comes out of girls vagina. Often looks like cottage cheese or rubber sement. It has a sent like old moldy cheese or rotten eggs.
might stain your undies too =)
Franchesca please go wipe your vagina, sweet cheese is coming out.
Dude i fingered a girl last night and i got all this sweet cheese on my finger.
i'm so wet down their, i need nice pantyliner so i don't feel the sweet cheese
When there is an urgent task at hand i.e. a report to finish by the end of the day, but instead you decide to climb into bed for a quick rest - claiming only to be a few minutes; normally around 3pm.
Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.
Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.
N: don't you have to hand in your report by 4pm?
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
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