Marina is talking some serious shit then Jakov comes and slap her with cheese and shout.... CHEESE SLAP
by MM_by_JA August 18, 2014
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when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.
Guy 1: *sleeping*
Guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face*
Guy 1: *wakes up, startled*
Guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.
by Pierce245 December 4, 2008
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To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand
*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*
by Chris&CP September 13, 2011
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When you "cheese slap" somebody, it means you had sexual interaction. Swiss cheese refers to oral sex, whilst cheddar cheese refers to solely sexual intercourse. You can cheese slap somebody, and you can use the term in other forms such as "we are going to slap each other with cheese" for it applies to a large spectrum of things. Note: This does not refer back to the edible type of cheese, though you could in fact say you ate someone's cheese.
Me: "Dude, i was cheese slapping this ho the other day..."

Some bro: "That's cool man, who was it?"

Me: "YOUR MOM! WHAT IS UP"
by Swag666 June 28, 2013
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A particularly wicked hand to body part slap that has some wicked stank on it and leaves a stinging hand print.
Devon’s mouth had been talking shit all night long. Having heard all he could take, Tyreese walked over and gave Devon the ol’ cheese slap leaving a notable mark across his left cheek. Devon’s mouth was shut the remainder of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
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filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.
"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."
by Mo Fontes July 14, 2009
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