cock cheese

yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncircumsized penis that is fun to lick, eat or touch.

it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.

I ate peter's cock cheese under the bridge and in the woods.

by Josh Fogarty.; June 23, 2010

cock cheese

smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)

Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.

by Light Joker October 16, 2006

cock cheese

An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.

"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."

by Andy Pandy January 3, 2004

Cock Cheese

The build up of matter underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised male!

Andy was about to get a blow job until Anna realized he had Cock Cheese!

by Jeff-A-Thon March 11, 2012

cock cheese

Any cheese with blue veins

Jack: Whats that youre eating there, Sandra?

Sandra: Cock cheese

John: Smells good

by Jade Lotus July 9, 2005

cheese of my cock

The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.

I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

by kam75xx April 3, 2021

cottage cock cheese

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!

by MotherFugginTshizzle January 4, 2007