A retarded quesadilla for people who can't accept that is is just a fucking quesadilla. Can be folded in half or in thirds or whatever you want but is simply a tortilla with cheese that is heated and can also be called a quesadilla.
by Chuchubug November 23, 2014
The act of having anal sex with a female and ejaculating inside her anus, then letting her fart out your cum into your mouth, and then having oral sex with her and putting your cum inside her vagina, then having vaginal sex with your cum still inside her vagina.
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to do a Southern Cheese Burrito with her on our 1 year anniversary, and it was the wildest thing I have ever done.
by The Meat Train May 3, 2009
When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.
That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!
by chudwilleatyourbaby January 27, 2009
A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.
by Mortimer L. Bard August 13, 2007
When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.
I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!
I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.
I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.
by Lenoroc June 23, 2009
The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.
EX.
Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags
Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags
by Cele696969 May 31, 2011
Another word for penis with ejaculations
by High coyote October 13, 2017