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Che shirts 

The t-shirts that show Che Guevaras face on them. Oddly enough 98% of the people who wear them have no idea who he is or what hes done. Either they wear the shirt because they're ignorant "misfits" who equate the shirt with a Ramones shirt or Led Zeppelin shirt, or they're stupid little MTV kids who think they're gonna show the world that they're unique and not easily predictable, because they have cool political beleifs.......That or your just a stupid naive commie bastard.
One fag: hey I stopped by Hot Topic to pick up some Jimi Hendrix shirts and found this shirt with this guys head on it

Other fag: Ive seen those before, yea those are cool, nice shirt.

Typical College proffesor: I love Che shirts , DEATH TO CAPATILISM AND ALL FORMS OF FREEDOM
Che shirts by Themi Theodos June 17, 2009

Che sborrata

Literally "What a cumshot!", "Che sborrata" is an italian exclamation used to express one's appreciation for practically anything.
Che sborrata il flash anteriore! (Front-facing camera flash is so cool!)

Che sfizio

When something is yummy, you can also use sfiziosino.
“Che sfizio questo timballo Onia
Si sfiziosissimo”
Che sfizio by Loris20 March 16, 2019

Che-Shirter

1) Person (usually 20s-30s) of non-Cuban descent wearing a Che Guevara shirt without any idea who Che Guevara was or what he stood for.

2) Ignorant (Liberal) trend follower. Usually a hipster.
That Che-Shirter told me the guy on his t-shirt was Bono.
Che-Shirter by Acid Reflux Man December 13, 2021

Figa che sgash!

Sentence used as exclamation for every bullshit you see especially when playing video games.
*Playing LoL with the boys*:
"WTF? Cincisc is building Nashor Tooth on Poppy, FIGA CHE SGASH!"
Figa che sgash! by Bugy96 October 19, 2022

Che'd (shây-ëd) 

VERB: To Che, or, To BE Che'd
* Variant: Chet, Bucky

**To be manipulated for a decade or 3, by one who convinces you they are your best friend. To find out you were being used or manipulated for whatever you had to offer, esp. Un-willingly

**To be a sucker, aka: a dupe
Aka: a nice, trusting person who has been used by the same Che for a decade or more. Once you've been Che'd it is common to find others in your life behaving similarly

DESCRIPTIVE:

Any nice, too-trusting, person, that was 'friends' (the Che-ee, or the person that was Che'd) with a covert narcicisst/leech, the Che, or Che'er), for multiple decades, only to later find out after it is all over, that the Che was overtly and covertly stealing from, even in very miniscule ways.
It ideally takes the Che-ee to be young and too trusting, as they are used and taken advantage of for so long.

*Primarily finacially and emotionally, and time-wise.

A Che will look a chance to memorize your personal information, down to your Social Security #. The Che-ee's name, during run-in's with authorities, is used if they don't want to use their own identity, as it is heavily tainted with hidden legal issues.

Che's are without any real empathy, regret, or. remorse. A Che is VERY comfortable digging thru your stuff when you're gone.

*The Che covets EVERYTHING, down to the Che-ee's very identity*
Che'd (shây-ëd)
"I trusted my childhood friend with all my stuff and they robbed me."

- "You were Che'd "
Che'd (shây-ëd) by anonymous August 19, 2022