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Fat, lazy benefit recipient
A chawner is an obese, long-term welfare recipient. May mistakenly believe current state of affairs is not of their own making and have associated issues with personal hygiene. Likely to have large (state funded) DVD collection and enjoy TV wrestling.
Chawner by NZ rifleman August 12, 2010
A very fat, unattractive person, male or female, usually stupid with it. In the front ranks of the obesity epidemic.
On the flight down here I was practically squashed out of my seat by the chawner next to me overflowing into my space.
Chawner by Bob Hudson November 4, 2010

Chalky Chawner

A chalky chawner is when you are doing your favorite sketch artist in the butt and right before you cum you jab him with a paintbrush so you get max clinching right when you blow.
Hey Babbitt! What’s your address? I need to give you a chalky chawner.
Someone who frequently visits "that website" or one of the other chans.
You go on *beep*chan? Wow, i didnt know you were a channer too!
Channer by Cant be traced September 15, 2009

Gold Chainer 

Someone who defines themself as a hot rodder but has never worked on a car before. They pay a shop to build a car and perform modification/maintenance instead of doing it themself. Often they dont even know anything about the car they had built.
Bob: "Thats a nice 32 3 window over there" Tim: "Yea, but the owners a gold chainer, he doesnt even know what engine hes running."
Gold Chainer by rustypipes September 23, 2010
Short for change-maker. Popular in the entrepreneurial community.
Elon Musk is such a chaner!
chaner by renaissance:) December 31, 2019