A Chav Haircut is when a male gets a haircut that is a grade 0 round the back and sides and a grade 1 or 2 on top. It looks like they have asked for a skinhead but walked out of the barbers halfway through.

It is the ugliest most ridiculous hair style of the modern era, yet a considerable percentage of especially young British males have this haircut.

This hairstyle is mainly popular within the chav community, chavs very often have a too low intelligence level to think about what would be a better looking hair style, and so just copy what their mates have and get what makes their heads looks like a turnip.
-How would you like your hair today sir?

- A tidy up on top and a little shorter on the back and sides, but not too short. I don't want a Chav Haircut.
by Righty Tossbag June 8, 2022
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