7 definitions by Righty Tossbag
A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.
It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.
It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.
by Righty Tossbag June 15, 2015
A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When two parties do not want to know who preformed/received the sexual act.
It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintain and clean the hole.
It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintain and clean the hole.
by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018
A Chav Haircut is when a male gets a haircut that is a grade 0 round the back and sides and a grade 1 or 2 on top. It looks like they have asked for a skinhead but walked out of the barbers halfway through.
It is the ugliest most ridiculous hair style of the modern era, yet a considerable percentage of especially young British males have this haircut.
This hairstyle is mainly popular within the chav community, chavs very often have a too low intelligence level to think about what would be a better looking hair style, and so just copy what their mates have and get what makes their heads looks like a turnip.
It is the ugliest most ridiculous hair style of the modern era, yet a considerable percentage of especially young British males have this haircut.
This hairstyle is mainly popular within the chav community, chavs very often have a too low intelligence level to think about what would be a better looking hair style, and so just copy what their mates have and get what makes their heads looks like a turnip.
-How would you like your hair today sir?
- A tidy up on top and a little shorter on the back and sides, but not too short. I don't want a Chav Haircut.
- A tidy up on top and a little shorter on the back and sides, but not too short. I don't want a Chav Haircut.
by Righty Tossbag June 8, 2022
Rape VR is the latest in virtual reality technology. It is a device aimed at people who can't help themselves but rape people.
This device helps society out by taking rapers off the streets.
How The Device Works: Users place the virtual reality headset on and it simulates their usual raping activities by letting the player rape in variety of different places, but in the legal and comfortable surroundings of their own home.
The simulation game also gives a score and rates the quality and performance of each rape which users can upload their highscores for fellow players to beat.
Players can play with their friends online in "Gang Rape Mode"
The different rape simulations you can play:
-The Hollywood Producer
-The Subservient Girlfriend
- It's Not Rape If It's Porn
- The 3am walk through the park
- Nightclub, Pills, Drink, Taxi, Home
- Do ANYTHING for a passport
This device helps society out by taking rapers off the streets.
How The Device Works: Users place the virtual reality headset on and it simulates their usual raping activities by letting the player rape in variety of different places, but in the legal and comfortable surroundings of their own home.
The simulation game also gives a score and rates the quality and performance of each rape which users can upload their highscores for fellow players to beat.
Players can play with their friends online in "Gang Rape Mode"
The different rape simulations you can play:
-The Hollywood Producer
-The Subservient Girlfriend
- It's Not Rape If It's Porn
- The 3am walk through the park
- Nightclub, Pills, Drink, Taxi, Home
- Do ANYTHING for a passport
by Righty Tossbag July 20, 2019
The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.
Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.
Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.
Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?
Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.
Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun
Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.
Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.
Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun
Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.
by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018
A Hamster Hot-Tub or HHT is a sexual act preformed to satisfy a woman.
First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.
The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.
The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.
An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.
First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.
The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.
The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.
An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.
by Righty Tossbag March 14, 2020
A Generic Chav is basically your general chav. They have no personality whatsoever, they wear the usual chav apparel. Such as: Burberry cap, all black tracksuit, Black Nike Airmax’s. Usually the chav has only have 2 hairstyles to choose from. The limit in hairstyle choices comes from their low intelligence levels, they don’t have the cognitive capacity to think of other hair styles.
The two hair styles available are. 1) complete skinhead 2) grade zero on back and sides and short hair on top (kinda like they asked for a skinhead, but walked out of the barbers halfway through) - this is where the name Generic Chav comes from, when there’s a group of them together with the same haircut, they all look the same.
Typical chav/Generic Chav habitats:
- Outside McDonald’s
- Outside most corner shops
- Random street corners at night when it’s raining and freezing cold.
- Most football matches.
They often have a super power that most men do not have. They have the ability to pull/attract some of the most attractive women. Some of the most attractive women in your town have boyfriends that are Generic Chavs.
The super power of the chav can overpower attributes that usually make men very unattractive. Such as:
-Being on the dole
- walking around with their hands down their trousers.
-Spending the little money they have on weed. —Phleming and spitting on the street every 30 seconds.
- Having little to no qualifications.
The two hair styles available are. 1) complete skinhead 2) grade zero on back and sides and short hair on top (kinda like they asked for a skinhead, but walked out of the barbers halfway through) - this is where the name Generic Chav comes from, when there’s a group of them together with the same haircut, they all look the same.
Typical chav/Generic Chav habitats:
- Outside McDonald’s
- Outside most corner shops
- Random street corners at night when it’s raining and freezing cold.
- Most football matches.
They often have a super power that most men do not have. They have the ability to pull/attract some of the most attractive women. Some of the most attractive women in your town have boyfriends that are Generic Chavs.
The super power of the chav can overpower attributes that usually make men very unattractive. Such as:
-Being on the dole
- walking around with their hands down their trousers.
-Spending the little money they have on weed. —Phleming and spitting on the street every 30 seconds.
- Having little to no qualifications.
-“She’s pretty, easy to talk to, intelligent. I think I might ask her out”
-“No point mate, she’s going out with a generic chav”
-“No point mate, she’s going out with a generic chav”
by Righty Tossbag November 11, 2022